We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
- Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
- Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
- Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
- Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
- Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
- Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
- Asexual People: what
Normal people when they laugh:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Normal people dancing:
Normal people walking:
Normal people who are pissed off: